There are so many #_____porn hashtags out there and pretty much non of them is not even close to have any connection with porn. We can say one of the most used is the food porn hashtag. Tons and tons of people are posting photos of their meals on Instagram with #foodporn, but have you ever asked yourself, how much porn is there on your plate? I’m pretty sure you haven’t. I tell you how much, zero much.
Yes, not a freaking 1% of porn is there on your plate, just food ready to be eaten. I know, it is hard to believe it, but this is the real-life and food usually does not have sex (or does it?).
For Christ’s sake, stop using the food porn hashtag because your food is not having sex!
On the other hand, guys over at The Bold Italic came up with a bright idea of making a video to show you how the actual food porn looks like. They asked Andrew Callaway and Gavin Murray to film the most pornographic video using only fruits and vegetables and a pizza.
The final product is ridiculously hilarious and I would probably never come up with an idea like this. Besides adding the #foodporn under the video, there could also be used #foodgangbang (you’ll see what I mean).
I think my head is full of wrong #foodporn ideas, but only because you lying Instagrams making my food porn imagination all gone.
After watching this fruity and veggie pornographic video I hope you will start looking at #foodporn a little differently. I really, really hope so!
If you missed the censored trailer, go give it a watch now.
It is crazy how much porn-style hashtags are out there, like #bikeporn, #bookporn, etc. etc. Sometimes things are getting really out of control.
Shall we start the era of #lickporn, or better #lickitporn?
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